hot chick.. :D

geoff chau.
he likes to laugh.
he likes HOT chicken wings.

david castaneda.
he doesn't like hot stuff.
he likes food.

mo laguan.
he likes to dance.
he also likes food.

ivette aguillar.
she likes challenges.
she's really nice.

stephanie cardernas.
she has entertaining friends.
she's a bit smarter than her friends.

story time.

thursday night. the students in building 810 at the University of Utah have nothing to do. geoff, in desperation for amusement, whips out a handy dandy weapon of mass entertainment. HOT chicken wings! and when i say HOT i mean HOT! so hot the smell of this chicken burned your BRAIN! not only that, but it looked like molten lava from satan-land!

in his search for a victim, geoff runs into an innocent group of friends; mo, david, ivette, and stephanie. as the group of friends play along doing flips and such things geoff begins to challenge david. not afraid of geoff's challenge david accepts to eat this chicken from satan-land.

giving into second thoughts david reaches into the box. looking deeply into the chicken and then to his friends he inhales aaand begins devour the small piece of chicken. as he finishes his friends cheer him on while geoff is laughing his head off at the stupid mistake david just committed. two seconds pass when all of a sudden you hear a loud "AHH!!"

david frantically runs straight to the first water source he can find to calm the BURNING sensation off his mouth. he gets to his room and with his sauce filled hands and rubs his face without giving it second thought. and almost immediately discovers that he could have just made the stupidest mistake of his life.

david's results: burnt face and mouth. aand a mild case of humiliation.

geoff was now looking for his new victim. mo. witnessing what just happened with david, no way mo was up for the challenge. not until his trusty buddy ivette cheered him on to do it! feeling motivated, mo accepted with one condition: ivette ate part of his chicken wing. thinking it various times ivette eventually accepted. as mo reached into this box of horror he could feel the sauce-drenched chicken burning his fingers. he then ripped two small pieces, one for ivette and the other for himself. counting to three both mo and ivette started to chew down this small but deadly piece of chicken. ivette immediately feels the effects and runs to her room as if she was running a marathon! mo, on the other hand not feeling the effects as much, feels brave enough to eat the rest of the chicken wing.

slowly eating the chicken wing down to bare bone mo exhales. relieved that the worst was over... or so he thought. a couple of minutes later his eyes started to water, his nose started to run, and all he wanted to do was dance..?! he recklessly but gracefully started to dance around in extreme anxiety as he thought that dancing through his ferocious pain would somehow make it stop! while all this was happening again geoff was laughing hysterically at what mo was doing. minutes passed and mo could not handle the feeling of a million suns in his mouth and soon followed both david and ivette's footsteps to the water fountain. quickly getting a drink he then runs straight to his room and washes his hands twice to wash his face off and blow his nose! feeling that the worse was over, mo came out of his room to find that all of his friends were astonishingly laughing at the fact that david, ivette and mo ate that chicken!

ivette's results: burnt mouth.

mo's results: burnt mouth, humiliation because of snot bubble and increased dancing skills.

moral of the story: geoff is satan. and when satan comes along and offers you a HOT chick you be like stephanie and run like you've never before. because satan is a [profanity word].

the end.